day 3

who coined the term "fart nugget."

day 2

who weaponized the wadded up paper napkin under the dining room table.

day 1, version 2.0

the correct pronunciation of the word "argumentative."

day 3

• whether "paints" and "sky" are babyish spelling words for a third grader

day 2

• whether child b was kicking child a under the table (yes, viciously)
• whether or not child a deserved it (yes, unquestionably)

day 1

• whether child b does now, or will ever, stink – literally, not metaphorically
• how many days of school are left (it's called a calendar, people)